{"id":1385,"date":"2004-10-18T10:04:17","date_gmt":"2004-10-18T14:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peacefulhippo.wordpress.com\/2004\/10\/18\/1385\/"},"modified":"2004-10-18T10:04:17","modified_gmt":"2004-10-18T14:04:17","slug":"1385","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/2004\/10\/18\/1385\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is an oldie but a goodie&#8230; kinda like ME \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had noidea how to do so. <\/p>\n<p>The first man prayed to God, saying, &#8220;Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.&#8221; Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. <\/p>\n<p>Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, &#8220;Please God,give me the strength ..and the tools to cross this river.&#8221; Poof!God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. <\/p>\n<p>The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, &#8220;Please God, give me the strength and the tools&#8230;and the intelligence &#8230; to cross this river.&#8221; And Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an oldie but a goodie&#8230; kinda like ME \ud83d\ude00 One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had noidea how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, &#8220;Please God, give me the strength to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}