Two men went golfing. One man took his pipe out of his gold bag and asked the other one if he had a lighter. The other man pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter and handed it to him. The first man said “Where did you get that?”
\nThe second man said, “From my genie.” The man pulled a lamp out of his bag and rubbed it. The genie appeared and asked what he wanted. He said a million bucks and the genie went back into the lamp. As soon as he disappeared, a million ducks flew overhead.
\n“Wait a minute,” the first man said, “that’s not what you asked for.”
\nThe second man said, “My genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch Bic?” <\/p>\n
_________ <\/p>\n
Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives. The first said, “Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a different position. I wanted to try doing it doggy style.”
\n“Doggy style? Did she go for it?”
\n“I’ll say. I sat up and begged while she rolled over and played dead.” <\/p>\n
—————<\/p>\n
I love my Kayla. Hope I made you smile.
\nHugs,
Me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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