I didn’t know whether to post this to this blog or the other one… funny stuff goes here, spiritual stuff there… but here goes…<\/p>\n
Accept that some days you’re the pigeon,
\nand some days you’re the statue. <\/p>\n
Always keep your words soft and sweet,
\njust in case you have to eat them. <\/p>\n
Always read stuff that will make you
\nlook good if you die in the middle of it. <\/p>\n
Drive carefully. It’s not only cars
\nthat can be recalled by their maker. <\/p>\n
Eat a live toad in the morning and
\nnothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. <\/p>\n
If you can’t be kind,
\nat least have the decency to be vague. <\/p>\n
If you lend someone $20,
\nand never see that person again,
\nit was probably worth it. <\/p>\n
It may be that your sole purpose in life
\nis simply to serve as a warning to others. <\/p>\n
Never buy a car you can’t push. <\/p>\n
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
\nbecause then you don’t have a leg to stand on. <\/p>\n
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.
\nJust get up and dance. <\/p>\n
The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
\nso sleep late.<\/p>\n
When everything’s coming your way,
\nyou’re in the wrong lane. <\/p>\n
Birthdays are good for you;
\nthe more you have, the longer you live. <\/p>\n
Ever notice that the people who are late
\nare often much jollier than the people
\nwho have to wait for them? <\/p>\n
If ignorance is bliss,
\nwhy aren’t more people happy? <\/p>\n
You may be only one person in the world,
\nbut you may also be the world to one person. <\/p>\n
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. <\/p>\n
Don’t cry because it’s over;
\nsmile because it happened. <\/p>\n
We could learn a lot from crayons:
\nsome are sharp, some are pretty,
\nsome are dull, some have weird names,
\nand all are different colors;
\n but they all have to learn to live in the same box. <\/p>\n
A truly happy person is one
\nwho can enjoy the scenery on a detour. <\/p>\n
Happiness comes through doors
\nyou didn’t even know you left open<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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