{"id":2048,"date":"2019-12-12T13:18:29","date_gmt":"2019-12-12T18:18:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peacefulhippo.info\/blog\/?p=2048"},"modified":"2019-12-12T13:18:29","modified_gmt":"2019-12-12T18:18:29","slug":"visit-to-the-aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/2019\/12\/12\/visit-to-the-aliens\/","title":{"rendered":"Visit to the Aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get to visit the aliens for a probing tomorrow. They operate out of a facility within the University of Tennessee Medical Center. I&#8217;m supposed to do this every 10 years, and I&#8217;m overdue, although I&#8217;ve heard some people say their doctors tell them every three years. I&#8217;m getting a bit dizzy right now due to a lack of solid food. The fun starts tonight when I have to start drinking the solution. And then my wife will need to drive me home from the probe, during Knoxville rush hour trafficf.<\/p>\n<p>I checked my paycheck. O&#8217;Reilly&#8217;s was nice enough to drop an extra $50 on me. The listing said &#8220;HOL GIFT&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Better stop typing now. Dizziness often reveals itself in less than balance&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I hope everyone is having a good holiday season. Good health to all.<\/p>\n<p>Huge hippo hugs,<br \/>\nMe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get to visit the aliens for a probing tomorrow. They operate out of a facility within the University of Tennessee Medical Center. I&#8217;m supposed to do this every 10 years, and I&#8217;m overdue, although I&#8217;ve heard some people say their doctors tell them every three years. I&#8217;m getting a bit dizzy right now due [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2048"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2051,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048\/revisions\/2051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}