{"id":448,"date":"2008-11-30T20:00:21","date_gmt":"2008-12-01T01:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peacefulhippo.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/30\/more-crappy-commercials\/"},"modified":"2008-11-30T20:00:21","modified_gmt":"2008-12-01T01:00:21","slug":"more-crappy-commercials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/2008\/11\/30\/more-crappy-commercials\/","title":{"rendered":"More crappy commercials"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why I bother with this, but sometimes it can be fun.&nbsp; These commercials have my goat this week.<\/p>\n<p>Bud Light.&nbsp; The best thing they can say about it is it&#8217;s DRINKABLE?&nbsp; Hey, so is hemlock!&nbsp; I guess if Miller Lite has the claims of awards, taste, fewest calories, there&#8217;s not much left&#8230; but they don&#8217;t even try to sell it as being comparable in any way to Bud.&nbsp; Coors made that mistake, and created a beer that was close enough in taste to their regular beer that, with the other reasons for drinking a light beer, they hardly sell any of their regular beer anymore.&nbsp; (They also made a really decent low-price beer, Keystone, that only sells in Light&#8230; I like regular Keystone better, but since I can&#8217;t buy it anymore, who cares?)<\/p>\n<p>Lexus has us comparing the best Christmas present ever with getting a new Lexus&#8230; would be nice, except we didn&#8217;t have to pay for the present, and we&#8217;re paying for the Lexus for the next 6 years&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hardees (Carl&#8217;s Jr. if you&#8217;re in the West):&nbsp; &#8220;Guys don&#8217;t make biscuits.&#8221;&nbsp; Why the hell not?&nbsp; I heard this enough times that I tried my hand at it.&nbsp; Granted, I would have done better with the help of someone who knew what they were doing, not to mention having more tools&#8230; the first batch looked good, but I had the wrong flour and didn&#8217;t know it, so they were inedible.&nbsp; I just finished my second batch.&nbsp; Still taste a bit too salty, maybe I&#8217;ll try general purpose flour and cut back on the salt next time.&nbsp; But they&#8217;re biscuits.&nbsp; Do they look or taste as good as Starrah&#8217;s?&nbsp; Well, no, but they&#8217;re made and I&#8217;m eating them.&nbsp; Besides, Starrah has been making biscuits since she was 3.<\/p>\n<p>I have a tendency to react to statements like &#8220;Guys don&#8217;t &#8230;&#8221;&nbsp; I&#8217;ve been knitting since I was 12, although not serious about it until the past 4 or 5 years.&nbsp; I remember my mom teaching me to iron, and her best friend tried to tell me that I didn&#8217;t need to know how to do that.&nbsp; Face it, if I didn&#8217;t know how to do a lot of things that &#8220;women are supposed to do&#8221;, where would I be now?&nbsp; Someone find me a decent woman to do them, and I might fade back a little, but I&#8217;m not going to sit still and be told that I can&#8217;t do something because I don&#8217;t have a pair of X chromosomes.&nbsp; (Besides, men created knitting as an outgrowth of net-making, so we have more in our genes for that&#8230; we also created the whole clerical trade &#8212; remember that for many centuries, only men &#8211; clerics &#8211; were taught to write, and damned few of them.)<\/p>\n<p>Well, there was another one, but I&#8217;m not remembering it and it has not shown in the past 3 hours&#8230; must have just been advertising on Fox during the football game.&nbsp; Ah well, keep your eyes open.<\/p>\n<p>Hugs,<br \/>Me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why I bother with this, but sometimes it can be fun.&nbsp; These commercials have my goat this week. 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