(Stolen from Craigslist)<\/p>\n
1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they\u2019re well-meaning 9 out
\nof 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands?
\nWonder what HIS intentions are\u2026 plus, I\u2019ve never had a geek guy not
\ncall me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.<\/p>\n
2.) They\u2019re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it\u2019s great to have a
\nb\/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else
\nthat plugs into a wall behave itself.<\/p>\n
3.) They\u2019re more romantic than they\u2019re given credit for. Ok true,
\ntheir idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all
\nthe reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets
\nand such\u2026 but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your
\nfriends.<\/p>\n
4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from.
\nYou like \u2018em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks\/nerds who are.
\nYou like \u2018em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.<\/p>\n
5.) They\u2019ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?<\/p>\n
6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and
\nsuch, especially if they know it\u2019ll make you happy. Due again to their
\nneglected status, they\u2019re more attentive than guys who \u201chave more
\noptions\u201d. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend,
\nthey\u2019ll likely have mental lists of all the things they\u2019d love to do
\nonce they GOT a girlfriend.<\/p>\n
7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I\u2019m not really familiar with this myself, but
\nI\u2019ve friends who\u2019ve been intimate with geek guys and it\u2019s raves all
\naround. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra\u2026 all that time thinking
\nabout sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all)
\ncoupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.<\/p>\n
8.) They\u2019re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza,
\nTwinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you\u2019re
\nnot the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?<\/p>\n
9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You
\nwon\u2019t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his \u201cgroove\u201d on
\nwith club hotties because, frankly, he\u2019ll be too busy rooting around
\nunder his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won\u2019t
\nhave to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10
\ntimes, he\u2019ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest
\nelectronics store. I\u2019ve seen this happen.
\nMe: \u201cEww. Victoria Secret\u2019s Models\u2026 They\u2019re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!\u201d
\nGeek Guy: \u201cooooooo\u2026\u201d
\nMe: \u201cHey!\u201d *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
\nGeek Guy: \u201cWhat?\u201d
\nMe: \u201cNever mind\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you
\ncan arrange swaps, as in, you\u2019ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf
\nprincess if he\u2019ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn\u2019t want to
\ngo someplace with you, you won\u2019t have to worry much about what he\u2019s up
\nto. You\u2019ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a
\nsea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It\u2019s ok. He\u2019s
\nused to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.<\/p>\n
11.) His friends aren\u2019t jerks. I can\u2019t stress this enough. You\u2019ll
\nmore likely get \u201cOmg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!\u201d than \u201cHey hot stuff back
\nthat ass up here and let me get some grub on\u2026\u201d They\u2019re awkward geeks
\ntoo and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and,
\nmore than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan
\nto date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single
\ngirlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and
\nget working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can
\nhack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code\u2026 a geek can dream).<\/p>\n
12.) They\u2019re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can
\nbe yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty
\nt-shirt for comfort? He won\u2019t care. He does too! They won\u2019t get pissy
\nif you don\u2019t wear make-up or don\u2019t want to bother primping your hair.
\nIf you gain a few pounds, they won\u2019t try their best to make you feel
\nlike crap.<\/p>\n
13.) They\u2019re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the
\nlike. See #5. You won\u2019t have to listen to him blathering on about his
\ncar (ok maybe a little), he\u2019ll have loads of other interesting things
\nto talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers
\ndown at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce\u2026<\/p>\n
14.) You\u2019ll almost never have to hear, \u201cYaw dawg whazzap!!\u201d plop out
\nof their mouths. Unless it\u2019s in jest. They spell properly, use correct
\npunctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and
\nthe floor. They almost never get \u201cwasted\u201d, so you won\u2019t have to worry
\nabout coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor
\namidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps\u2026<\/p>\n
15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends:
\nThey actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that\u2019s a
\nplus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself
\nup with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer
\nthan \u201cDaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!\u201d Believe me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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