{"id":524,"date":"2008-03-21T13:22:28","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T17:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peacefulhippo.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/21\/horton-hears-a-what\/"},"modified":"2008-03-21T13:22:28","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T17:22:28","slug":"horton-hears-a-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/2008\/03\/21\/horton-hears-a-what\/","title":{"rendered":"Horton Hears A WHAT???"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sit and cringe at what I see<br \/>They&#8217;re selling movies on TV<\/p>\n<p>Producers do to Dr. Seuss<br \/>What they would not to Mother Goose<\/p>\n<p>They strip a story of its rhyme<br \/>The change the plot, they change the time<\/p>\n<p>And think that they have done so well<br \/>But I cannot ignore the smell<\/p>\n<p>Reviews are just one single word <br \/>\nA sentence, whole, is never heard.<\/p>\n<p>I will not watch it in a seat<br \/>I will not watch it on my feet<\/p>\n<p>I will not watch it with Jim Carrey<br \/>(I would not, even with Dave Barry)<\/p>\n<p>I will not watch it on a screen<br \/>In my house it will not be seen<\/p>\n<p>If this is what they do to Ted,<br \/>I wish they would just leave him dead.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Moss Bliss, 3\/21\/08<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sit and cringe at what I seeThey&#8217;re selling movies on TV Producers do to Dr. SeussWhat they would not to Mother Goose They strip a story of its rhymeThe change the plot, they change the time And think that they have done so wellBut I cannot ignore the smell Reviews are just one single [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}