{"id":545,"date":"2008-01-16T17:45:27","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T22:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peacefulhippo.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/16\/commercial-irony\/"},"modified":"2008-01-16T17:45:27","modified_gmt":"2008-01-16T22:45:27","slug":"commercial-irony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/2008\/01\/16\/commercial-irony\/","title":{"rendered":"Commercial Irony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just watching the tube (Monk, if you must know).&nbsp; First Swiffer tried to convince me that their fiber duster wasn&#8217;t cloth (&#8220;Fiber is better!&#8221;)&#8230; <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">immediately<\/span> followed by &#8220;Not all fiber is fiber.&#8221;&#8230; a Citrucel commercial.<\/p>\n<p>Hugs,<br \/>Me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just watching the tube (Monk, if you must know).&nbsp; First Swiffer tried to convince me that their fiber duster wasn&#8217;t cloth (&#8220;Fiber is better!&#8221;)&#8230; immediately followed by &#8220;Not all fiber is fiber.&#8221;&#8230; a Citrucel commercial. Hugs,Me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}