{"id":552,"date":"2007-12-30T03:38:20","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T08:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peacefulhippo.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/30\/552\/"},"modified":"2007-12-30T03:38:20","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T08:38:20","slug":"552","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/2007\/12\/30\/552\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has been so peaceful here since Doug left that I forgot to write anything, and have forgotten to keep in touch with people by phone&#8230; I called my mother at the rehab facility and talked to her until her cellphone died.<\/p>\n<p>Beth (my 3rd ex-wife) reminded me of a chain e-mail that I ignored.&nbsp; It stated that if I sent it to at least 20 guys within 10 minutes, I would be flooded with hot new girlfriends, but if I broke the chain, I would get my old wife back.&nbsp; I NEVER forward these things.<\/p>\n<p>Laura (my 5th and last ex) called me; I won&#8217;t disclose the turmoil, but she is going to be single again soon.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>You do the addition.&nbsp; (Laura says she is NOT old&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Hugs,<br \/>Me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has been so peaceful here since Doug left that I forgot to write anything, and have forgotten to keep in touch with people by phone&#8230; I called my mother at the rehab facility and talked to her until her cellphone died. Beth (my 3rd ex-wife) reminded me of a chain e-mail that I ignored.&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}