{"id":671,"date":"2006-11-28T10:33:47","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T15:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peacefulhippo.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/28\/senior-moments\/"},"modified":"2006-11-28T10:33:47","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T15:33:47","slug":"senior-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/2006\/11\/28\/senior-moments\/","title":{"rendered":"Senior Moments"},"content":{"rendered":"

Question:<\/span> When is a retiree’s bedtime?<\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong> Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch <\/span><\/strong>
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<\/span>Question:<\/span><\/strong> How many retirees to change a light bulb? <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong> Only one, but it might take all day. <\/span><\/strong>
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<\/span>Question:<\/span><\/strong> What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?<\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong> There is not enough time to get everything done. <\/span><\/strong>
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<\/span>Question:<\/span><\/strong> Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors? <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong> The term comes with a 10% percent discount. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/span>Question:<\/span><\/strong> Among retirees what is considered formal attire? <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong> Tied shoes <\/span><\/strong>
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<\/span>Question:<\/span><\/strong> Why do retirees count pennies? <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong> They are the only ones who have the time. <\/span><\/strong>
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<\/span>Question:<\/span><\/strong>
\nWhat is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to
\nretire? <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong> NUTS! <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/span>Question:<\/span>
\nWhy are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong>
\nThey know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to
\nstore stuff there. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/span>Question:<\/span><\/strong> What do retirees call a long lunch? <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong> Normal. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/span>Question:<\/span><\/strong> What is the best way to describe retirement? <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong> The never ending Coffee Break. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/span>Question:<\/span><\/strong>
\nWhat’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span>Answer:<\/span><\/strong> If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. <\/span><\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don’t retirees […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}