{"id":813,"date":"2005-07-01T16:57:54","date_gmt":"2005-07-01T20:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peacefulhippo.wordpress.com\/2005\/07\/01\/813\/"},"modified":"2005-07-01T16:57:54","modified_gmt":"2005-07-01T20:57:54","slug":"813","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/2005\/07\/01\/813\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fahrenheit Inferred Scale&#8230; or it&#8217;s whatever you are accustomed to&#8230;<\/p>\n<table style=\"width:561px;height:1137px;\" border=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">Degrees Fahrenheit:<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>60 <\/td>\n<td>Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>50 <\/td>\n<td>Miami residents turn on the heat<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>45 <\/td>\n<td>Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>40 <\/td>\n<td>You can see your breath<br \/>Californians shiver uncontrollably<br \/>Minnesotians go swimming<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>35 <\/td>\n<td>Italian cars don&#8217;t start<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>32 <\/td>\n<td>Water freezes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>30 <\/td>\n<td>You plan your vacation to Australia<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>25 <\/td>\n<td>Ohio water freezes<br \/>Californians weep pitiably<br \/>Minnesotians eat ice cream<br \/>Canadians go swimming<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>20 <\/td>\n<td>Politicians begin to talk about the homeless<br \/>New York City water freezes<br \/>Miami residents plan vacation further South<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>15 <\/td>\n<td>French cars don&#8217;t startCat insists on sleeping in your bed with you<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>10 <\/td>\n<td>You need jumper cables to get the car going<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>5 <\/td>\n<td>American cars don&#8217;t start<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>0 <\/td>\n<td>Alaskans put on T-shirts<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>-10 <\/td>\n<td>German cars don&#8217;t start<br \/>Eyes freeze shut when you blink<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>-15 <\/td>\n<td>You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo<br \/>Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects<br \/>Miami residents cease to exist<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>-20 <\/td>\n<td>Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you<br \/>Politicians actually do something about the homeless<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>-25 <\/td>\n<td>Minnesotians shovel snow off roof<br \/>Japanese cars don&#8217;t start<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>-30 <\/td>\n<td>Too cold to think<br \/>You need jumper cables to get the driver going<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>-35 <\/td>\n<td>You plan a two week hot bath<br \/>Swedish cars don&#8217;t start<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>-40 <\/td>\n<td>Californians disappear<br \/>Minnesotians button top button<br \/>Canadians put on sweaters<br \/>Your car helps you plan your trip South<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>-50 <\/td>\n<td>Congressional hot air freezes<br \/>Alaskans close the bathroom window<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>-80 <\/td>\n<td>Polar bears move South<br \/>Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>-90 <\/td>\n<td>Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fahrenheit Inferred Scale&#8230; or it&#8217;s whatever you are accustomed to&#8230; Degrees Fahrenheit: 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn on the heat 45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts 40 You can see your breathCalifornians shiver uncontrollablyMinnesotians go swimming 35 Italian cars don&#8217;t start 32 Water freezes 30 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peacefulhippo.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}