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Fahrenheit Inferred Scale… or it’s whatever you are accustomed to…
| Degrees Fahrenheit: | |
| 60 | Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) |
| 50 | Miami residents turn on the heat |
| 45 | Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts |
| 40 | You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotians go swimming |
| 35 | Italian cars don’t start |
| 32 | Water freezes |
| 30 | You plan your vacation to Australia |
| 25 | Ohio water freezes Californians weep pitiably Minnesotians eat ice cream Canadians go swimming |
| 20 | Politicians begin to talk about the homeless New York City water freezes Miami residents plan vacation further South |
| 15 | French cars don’t startCat insists on sleeping in your bed with you |
| 10 | You need jumper cables to get the car going |
| 5 | American cars don’t start |
| 0 | Alaskans put on T-shirts |
| -10 | German cars don’t start Eyes freeze shut when you blink |
| -15 | You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects Miami residents cease to exist |
| -20 | Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you Politicians actually do something about the homeless |
| -25 | Minnesotians shovel snow off roof Japanese cars don’t start |
| -30 | Too cold to think You need jumper cables to get the driver going |
| -35 | You plan a two week hot bath Swedish cars don’t start |
| -40 | Californians disappear Minnesotians button top button Canadians put on sweaters Your car helps you plan your trip South |
| -50 | Congressional hot air freezes Alaskans close the bathroom window |
| -80 | Polar bears move South Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game |
| -90 | Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets |