I think another former Californian beat me to saying this:

You’ve been watching this happen…  My relationship with Rhonda is the warmest, most comfortable relationship I have ever had.  The {...}

Yayyyyyy it’s over, we did it, we’re handfasted, and Kayla loves meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Including ourselves, there were 15 people there, about {...}

Happy New Year, ME. If the stars align properly and I follow their instruction, I *could* get entirely out of {...}