It has been so peaceful here since Doug left that I forgot to write anything, and have forgotten to keep in touch with people by phone… I called my mother at the rehab facility and talked to her until her cellphone died.

Beth (my 3rd ex-wife) reminded me of a chain e-mail that I ignored.  It stated that if I sent it to at least 20 guys within 10 minutes, I would be flooded with hot new girlfriends, but if I broke the chain, I would get my old wife back.  I NEVER forward these things.

Laura (my 5th and last ex) called me; I won’t disclose the turmoil, but she is going to be single again soon. 

You do the addition.  (Laura says she is NOT old…)

Hugs,
Me