More misleading commercials

OK, this one was Dish Network. The guy was asking m(paraphased),

Why should I have to pay for children’s channels when I don’t have children? Or shopping channels, when I don’t buy on TV?  At Dish Network, we answer those questions. Now, nobody can let you choose individual channels, but at Dish Network we offer more choices.

Waitaminnit.  You’re complaining about paying for channels you don’t use, but your solution is to offer you MORE channels you don’t use?

Ah well. Bait and switch, beating you with the same switch.

Hugs,
Me